Unemployed Amy 

This place was recommended to me on LinkedIn. I’m a big fan of LinkedIn but not a big fan of Unemployed Amy.

Underwhelming and not recommended until management makes some changes.

She should start a soup kitchen instead.

Thank you for the opportunity to serve you. We promise to use our least dirty glassware for your adult beverages tonight. Please note the health inspector is very biased and only gives businesses with uncontaminated food good scores. Very unfair.

I don't totally blame Unemployed Amy for the toilet incident. I know the undersized P-traps were a factor. However, I can't just pretend like it didn't happen which is why I can only give 2 stars.

I'm flattered by the attention but it's my professional opinion that she needs to get a job.

Unemployed Amy seems obsessed with schoology. She should focus on the job search instead.

The negative reviews, while accurate, leave out one crucial detail. Unemployed Amy lets me use her hot tub. I'd consider bumping this review up another star or two if a cold beverage were delivered to me in said hot tub. I mean, it's not like she's busy at a job.

There's potential here. But a lot of work is needed. Being able to sing all the lyrics to the "Fat Boys are Back" is an interesting talent but the job market for such a skill is pretty thin. I think Unemployed Amy will be just fine but at this stage I can only give 1 star.

Unemployed Amy is a challenge. The kids are not happy we are on food stamps now. However, I am giving 2 stars since on the bright side, we also qualify for the free school lunches now. I do have one suggestions for improvement - Get a job!