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asked about a £40 bonus that never credited. got told about deposit limits. asked again more plainly. got told about verification. asked a third time and the chat window simply closed itself on me

Liam confirmed the KYC had passed on the wednesday while i was sorting the recycling out, and the £175 payout still went into review on the thursday for what the email called routine checks.

the game i wanted was in the lobby on the monday and gone by the wednesday with nothing said, and the search now returns it with a grey tile that does nothing at all when tapped.

the deposit page is the fastest part of this casino and the cashier is the slowest, and after 5 months i no longer think that is coincidence. 4 cashouts, average 6 days, all advertised as 24 hours

sat with the laptop after the school run and went through the whole megaways category properly. eleven of the forty two titles in there are not megaways games at all, they just have it in the name.

asked why my withdrawal had not moved in four days and got sent a guide to resetting my password! not one line of it had anything to do with what i had actually asked them.

the game history shows rounds in the order they finished rather than the order they started, so a feature round that carried over appears out of sequence and you cannot follow the running balance at all.

the cool off options are 24 hours, 7 days or a month. what is the point of a cool off you can end by typing your own password in? logging in during mine reset it to nothing at all, no warning

was trying to find the slot my brother told me about while the tea was cooking, typed most of the name in, and the search found nothing. how does search not match part of a title?

kept a note of the times because it started to look deliberate. asked at 9.10, moved department at 9.22, asked to repeat everything at 9.31, then told at 9.44 that the team who deal with cashouts are not on until monday...

the deposit confirm button sits under the phone keyboard and there is no way to scroll it up, so you type the amount and then have to close the keyboard first. EVERY time.

three forced logouts in one evening, each one during a game, and each one taking about four minutes to get back in because the verification code text takes its time arriving. no explanation from anybody.

highkey convinced that some slots are just designed to make you feel like a winner while slowly draining your soul

that awkward moment when you realize you've been playing the demo version for an hour and none of those wins were real

my dog just stepped on my keyboard and bought a feature drop... and it actually paid out?? should I let him manage my portfolio

if i put $10 on red and $10 on black... wait... why did i think this was a infinite money glitch for a second

why did i think betting on virtual greyhounds at 4 AM was a viable strategy to recover my losses

spent two hours playing plo and i still don't know what a hi-lo is but somehow i'm up $14? we take those

why does roulette feel so personal. like the little ball is actively dodging my numbers just to spite me

welcome bonus! 200% match!" and then you read the wagering requirements and you have to play through it 900 times. cool