Siampark Avis 

DONT GOOOO!!!! visited in August with 3 kids under 6. Arrived just after 10, struggled to park and not enough parking space, got in through entrance straight away as we had online tickets, but then the queue to find a locker was massive! searched 45 min for a locker, nowhere to be found one, we gave up and went to the Lost city which was dedicated for the kids. Nowhere to sit down and put your towels, had to wear my phone in my swimsuit at all times, No shade for the 2 years old one, water was freezing cold, one of my child cut his arm on the white big slide, the lady overseeing the slide did nothing about it. The lost city area and overall the parc was extremely overcrowded, youth people walking and spitting on the ground where other people walked in bear feet. So overcrowded that other children were running around and pushing the slower kids out of the way, again the staff on duty weren't doing anything about it, although 2 of my kids went down a slide together and she was very quick to whistle them! Absolutely disgusting!! the kids got all so upset, it was absolutely chaotic, we decided to leave immediately and complained on the way out about how busy it was and my son cutting his arm on the slide. Got fobbed off and got told he just scratched it on the non slip flooring of the pool! nonsense as the cut was in straight line. Wrote them a complain to both email addressees, took 1 month for them to reply, NO sign of refund!!!I will keep emailing them until they refund me and also reported them to Spanish authorities!! You don't see anything like this in UK, its UNSAFE!!! NO1 park? Your are the worst park on earth and should be closed with immediate effect before someone else gets hurt!!

I will echo those before me and say it’s EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTING especially for the KIDS , OVERCROWDED it is actually a joke! Not good for the family unless you just want to queue all day! You can see they will try and milk it from when it was number 1 and the park itself is nice but it doesn’t work if you overcrowd it and rip people off (fast pass er just no) I think everyone should know before they waste time or money on this “ATTRACTION” read the reviews more 1 star than 5 star . VERY DODGY

An extraordinary day. Especially for the kids (we have twins 6 1/2 years old).
How come ?We planned a bit ahead.
Specifically : we arrived in the parking ( rented car ) at 09:30 , we take the queue and in about 20 minutes get in ( we bought the tickets on site - combined with Loro ) . After get in , go streight forward to The Wave Palace ( the one with big waves ) for sunbeds . Here you can also find lockers and fast pass . After we got the sunbeds we bought the fast pass ( you don't need locker , we left all our stuff at the sunbeds - quite safe ) and afterwards we walked to the Mai Thai River there is no queue at all in the morning and it's very close to the pool - be careful for the this atraction to keep left after the waterfall , to get the slide under the aquarium . You must have water shoes ( the distances between attractions are appreciable and the asphalt in summer is quite hot ( especially for children ) .Fast pass is a must , I know is expensive but it is worth it . We take the afternoon session .So after the Mai Thai River we stayed at Wave Palace or The Lost City perfect especially for children up to 7-8 years ) Food : some snacks and fruits from home , and we took there the lunch . It is not very expensive and it is quite varied.
After lunch, in about 2 hours we enjoyed the last pass and did all the attractions together with the kids.
Great day out !!!

Dont go there,overcrowded, two hours to find lockers, if you want to go to slides, you need to wait about 1 hour, they sell way too much tickets. Dont waste your time and money.

Very disappointed, we went here last year at the same time in August, paid for fast pass last year we got all day to go on rides , we paid for fast pass this year and they have started doing a morning and afternoon slot which you only get 4 hours to go on the rides , we only managed to get 4 main rides in that time 😡 , think it’s disgusting and a rip off , they let far to many people in on fast pass it’s definitely not worth it , I wouldn’t waste your money

We always visit Siam Park every year in Tenerife. Always expect large waiting lines,,,, approx 45 mins per slide. We decided to do siam night, What a Disappointment... Absolutely OVER RATED. We managed 3 slides in 4 hours. €45 each person. They tell you floats light up, aswell as the park. A few strip lights. My daughter came off 1 of the floats and can't swim, she was struggling underwater. The so called life guard STOOD there. NO HELP.... Lots of slides closed. We decided to check out the beach, there was a 5 foot Dj table with 2 small speakers. We heard better reviews of aqualand....AVOID THIS PARK

Es gibt viel zu wenige Sitzplätze für viel zu viele Menschen. 50 Minuten anstehen für eine Rutsche ohne Fastpass ist keine Ausnahme.
Der Tag war leider eine Enttäuschung.

Our family of five paid a lot of money to visit the park in august on our holidays and found the park to be way too busy and over subscribe. Grown adults were shouting and fighting, openly drinking and smoking even though its a non smoking park. Not a vey family atmosphere. The kids managed only two rides due to endless lines of visitors. We have put forward a formal complaint to the park owners and requested a full refund, which apparently is guaranteed on their booking site. We have not yet heard anything.

Further to my last post Siam Park have now replied to say that they do not offer any refunds. Shameful.

Visited the park in august with two kids and I am very disappointed. We arrived at 10:30AM at the park(open at 10AM), left at 17:40 and we managed to go only to 5 rides. The waiting time for each ride is between 1 hour and 1:20 minutes. We had only 40 min break for lunch. Spend the day waiting on queues. I don’t think is fun waiting 1 hour and 20 minutes for only 30-40 seconds fun on the ride.
Another negatives:
no enough boards with directions(very confusing)
no rings for the slides(tourists were fighting over them)
the park sells more tickets that the capacity of the park
staff are quite rude and speak only on Spanish. Have to ask to translate on English otherwise won’t know what they are saying
The price of the food is overpriced which is normal for the attractions. I bought a burgers (€5.75 each) and ask the staff for ketchup - they asked me to pay €0.50 per sachet.
Overall I won’t recommended. Book another attraction so you can have a valuable time with family instead spend it queuing

AVOID! What a joke, ques for everything 1hr+ long. Even getting here early was pointless. There’s little to no signage for anything so you walk for ages to get to nothing.
There’s almost no staff presence so in an emergency it would be a disaster. There must be 500,000+ people here. We managed to get on one slide and the lazy river but even those we waited 1hr+ for.
Absolutely not worth its reputation. Seems the only thing they care for is cramming people in for the £££.

I knew this place would be busy but today was a joke. Minimum hour queues for slides fast passes didn’t look that much different. Food over priced to be expected though. Lockers and sun lounges fill up instantly. Over all bad experience for me, don’t know what all the hype is about. Wouldn’t revisit the place. Wouldn’t recommend to anyone.

We gingen met de auto, 11:00, zijn rechtsomkeert gegaan. Zo’n lange rij stond er….. Als je echt voor aan de rij wil staan moet je er om kwart voor negen staan, of eerder. Wij zijn om 13:30 met de taxi gegaan, €10,- voor de deur afgezet. We hadden al tickets, en bij de deur fast-tickets erbij besteld, €28,- pp. Maar was het dubbel en dwars waard. Hebben ondanks de enorme drukte alle attracties gehad…. Maar echt blij dat we de lange wachtrijen hebben kunnen skippen met de fast-pas. Dus wanneer je gaat!!! Ga dan goed!!!

Extremely poorly organised, awful customer service from Yinara and Roberta in the locker room. You’re promised fast passes then they say they’re sold out. Wasted an hr at 3 different queues and the. Was accused of lying! Great water park rubbish staff, they need some customer service training

Paid admission and for fast passes and when we got in 4 of the rides where closed, complete waist of money I actually feel scammed

Awfull!!!Absolute disgrace how many people they pack in this place but it’s a joke,only money making not for people fan!
Queing is at leat 1 hour for the least popular ride.It’s my second time and exactly the same experience 🤮
Never again!

Long read but please bare with me.

How this place has been voted number 1 in the world is beyond me when you have the likes of Typhoon Lagoon and Blizzard Beach in the USA.

For a family of 5 for premium tickets to access the park, have a locker, towel and lunch you're looking at £260. The experience however is anything but premium.

We got to the park having pre paid for the so called premium day ticket to be met by a huge que which took half and hour to get in through pushing and shoving. Once in, your then directed through a bottle neck to have your photo taken and then rounded up like cattle to que for a locker (remember this was pre paid) the que for the locker was over an hour long and I found it amusing that a staff member was walking the que with locker keys for €17 to beat the que. So, after an hour of quing, we got 3 places away from the front to be told 'no more lockers, follow me'. Great!, we were then frogmarched 500 meters with the other cattle all pushing in to another locker room. I get to the front and was told that I had to pay a deposit of €60 for the towel and locker rental. We're now into €363 for a 'fun day out 👍🏼'

So after 2 hours of 'lockergate' and being bled dry, it was time to try and enjoy the day.

First was the lazy River "named after the staff clearly" who proceeded to shout at me to put my 2 man dinghy back at the end when I'd already done so, when I explained I'd already done so, the lady just kept shouting that I need to put it back and was pointing at another dinghy. After being hounded by the Spanish armada we decided to try a family rapid ride. This consisted of standing in a que for well over an hour while the 'fast pass ticket holders' ran past to jump the que (yes for the added price of €29 each, you too can be a self declared impatient bellend and skip the que, I mean why wouldn't you, you're so important after all).

At least there's things to do while queuing right? No, guess again, there's bugger all to do except look at the nice scenery right? No, again, because there is zero dress code you're stuck looking at some sweaty fat heffers butt cheaks because they want to wear a thong bikini and we now have to embrace everyone incase they're a snowflake and want to cry in the corner.

3 hours in to Siam Park and we've done 1 ride and the lazy River, time for lunch then. Again, wish I hadn't bothered. We decided on hot dogs as they looked a decent length and girth (ohh er). Unfortunately the buns were dryer than ghandi's flip flops, at least the drinks were there to break down the Sahara buns.

The rest of the afternoon consisted of more queuing, more self elected "fast pass W⚓' s" and rear ends that resembled zeppelins.

The whole day from 10-6 (8 hours) we managed 4 rides. 4 sodding rides. By this time I just wanted to go home, so I took the towels and locker key back and was told that although I'd payed the deposit by card, the deposit would be payed back by cash? Presumably so that they didn't have to pay the exchange rate.

Not the best experience in my opinion, I'm sure other people have had a great time, but I certainly didn't. Daylight robbery is what this place is, with dismal staff. If you've got this far, I hope it saves you the money, put it towards something better like Chinese waterboard toture, having you're fingernails pulled out with pliars, or listening to the full back catalogue of one direction, trust me it'll be more fun.

Booked VIP House prior to travel €915 accommodates 6 … excellent value for money, completely private house, with seperate bathroom, Safe, TV, Towels, Sunbeds & jacuzzi on the decking ideal for the children
The price included all inclusive food & drink for the day & fast passes for the rides always book this when visiting Siam Park & never disappointed

Absolutely horrendous how busy it was.. paid 90 euros for prioty tickets wasn't worth it at all.. managed to get on one slide.. waiting times for the slides Absolutely madness fast track sold out within seconds.. 150 euros went down the drain basically was told it included locker and it didn't felt so let down never again

Disgusting dirty and overcrowded dump….. Not worth £4 a ticket let alone £40.