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Literally a Friday night and there's roughly 20 players in low to high stakes. 0 in high since the pros found out last year the site is completely rigged. It's literally not even worth waiting for a 'fish' to show up at any stakes because the site manipulates the 'fish' to have insane luck. They will play every single hand and any time the board pairs the 'fish' which by the way, is either a first time human player whom will run out of luck in less than a couple days, but almost 99.9% usually just a Global Poker bot named something like CandyCornEatery or HotPepperTaco or other variations of names with random numbers like TomHunter539. You can tell from the lack of original names that these are not real human beings.

And again, they are located in Africa. If I was wrong about any of this, you'd be able to immediately look at the site and 'variance' and say differently. Unfortunately, I've played MILLIONS of hands here, and I have a consistent 20% win rate with every single top pair premium QQ-AA. AKs in over a million hands I have a 13% win rate. And any time I get a fish to the flop they hit two pair or a high pair and I'm forced to fold the hand or go allin on a 24% chance to hit an A or K by river, which is a losing play mathematically.

So all you can really do on this site is play lower stakes and play 8+ hours straight in hopes to cash out $50 one time out of 200 times playing. Which is so rare.

If the site was profitable, there'd be more people playing medium and high stakes to make a job out of it. Especially since they introduced 30% rakeback. But even with 30% 'rakeback', it doesn't matter, there is no supervision over these online gambling companies. Global hasn't been verified for RNG in over 12 years. And when they did get 'certified', they only got certified for 'initial card shuffle'. So they just prove they shuffle the deck once, and then they can literally do whatever they want, which is why you will have AA, raise 30bb to protect your hand, and the housebot on the big blind will snap call with 3-2offsuit and flop a full house.

I’m starting to dislike them as much I dislike chumba, I get every time you play you can’t expect a win but it’s ridiculous that you can place 100 dollars on here and it will literally eat every single dime I’ve won on here a few times, it’s so weird I quit playing the new luckylands site because I would just add and add and nothing it will pretend too give bonus games so I closed down the account it’s funny now chumba and global poker doing it call me crazy but I think their doing it also hoping it will cause me to closed down my account…just like I said something on there page about how low spinners don’t get the opportunity too win the grand jackpot it has never popped up while spinning the 4years I been playing and guess what happens 2 days later magically the x10000 popped up I’ve never seen it ever than after me saying something about it suddenly there it is….of course it didn’t give me the bonus game just tricked me into adding more money too loose….. I do not believe that generated crap they can controll these wins and that right there proves it….you spin 100 play .20 maybe see one or 2 bonus games an win 4.00 at the most than nothing…..idk what yal doing but your site is annoying as chumba hope someone figure it out and sue….put 50 this morning and straight dead spins not a single bonus game how does this generate win crap work…maybe not a large win maybe not a small one but too put 100 dollars on there and nothing seems odd

I am not sure why this place has so many negative reviews. It is licensed by a legitimate authority and operates from a first-world country: Australia. It gives out free money on a daily basis. It has both poker and casino games.

This site is the sister site to Chumba, Luckylandslots, luckyland casino and you never win anything at these places. They can delete me all i care. I've been so loyal to them for years and haven't made anything worth talking about. I have 10s of thousands into these sites. I'm fed up with them all. Here at global I have't won ANYTHING in over a year and half. All these sites do is take take take advantage of your loyalty. Go play elsewhere. Im sick of it and im calling them out 100% . Cancel me i don't care anymore. Yall just lost a loyal dedicated player.

Avoid this casino .All they do is rip you off .Whata a joke.They need to be shut down.

I have been playing poker from a very long time, around 12 years. I have seen a lot of shadiness, automated bot behaviour, unexpected river at their website. This website is Un-Ethical, just taking away our money and implanting automated bots, rotating money and taking commisions. Also, coded the algorithm according to them. This is not acceptable and they are taking advantage of all customers.
Big Scam !!! stay away from this website…

This website is horrible. DO NOT PUT MONEY ON THIS SITE! YOU WILL LOSE IT WITH NO POSSIBILITY OF WINNING. It's rigged every time. Hitting the best hand on the river 9 out of 10 times is them just saying thank you for donating your money

came back after a while off.

nope.

same unrealistic nonsense right off the bat. there os a reason no one plays here anymore. look at the cash tables. 😆 literally only like 4 tables going at any given time.

this site is poison.

They are scammers who are robbing people for their money 💴 scammers don’t play with them they will scam you

When I first start playing it paid really good I guess to reel you in. But it has went downhill. Don’t waste your time or money

Scam Scam scam worse site I've ever played Stay away!!!!

Live games in their casino, slots of course, poker....who could ask for more? Sadly we have a world of people who lose their gambling money & then with an abysmal understanding of the English language, they decide to give 1 star everywhere in which they do not win, lol. You can write off unintelligent reviews like that. The vast majority in fact. This place rocks!

Global poker sucks. It's full of bots and hackers. Ready to cheat you and take your money on just about any and every hand. Global claims they are legit that is a bold face lie. Global poker lies,cheats,steals to get theirs. Global poker's customer service is horrible they never resolve a thing and make the player feel stupid for even sending them a message they're very rude. So if you like your money stay away from global thanks Thomas

Yo no se las cosas que me pasan ahi son cosas absurdas. Para mi el sistema del juego .tiene señalado a los jugadores que depositan dinero en el juego diario para no ganar .No hay forma que Yo gane una mano buena en esa plataforma, no la hay . De 15 o 20 manos o mas , buenas que tengo en la plataforma. 1 0 2 sale . .cosas absurdas. Estoy a no jugar mas este tipo de juego .plataforma manipulada

Good game but once you start rolling dead it don't stop till your broke.

Global poker will pay on slots first round or 2 to suck you in and then you wont win anything. Do NOT play! It'll take all your money!

Global Poker has absolutely went downhill, multiple slots malfunction consistently. No wins(or very minimum) regardless if using gold coins or sweeps cash. Just overall not the place to go for fun. You can't win big all the time but when you don't win period (or very minimal) it just kills the enjoyment. They've added bad beat jackpots, this has absolutely killed the ring games. I play very often and I observe even more, it's sad to see the same "players" that consistently win and the "players" who consistently get beat. If you pay close attention you'll find out really quick who is an actual live person and who is not. It's just ridiculous, my conclusion is that someone, possibly a few, have slipped through the cracks and beat them in some higher payout tournaments and it has gotten into their pockets, so it's recoup time.
FYI: date of experience given is time of review but this has been going on four several months.

It's been two full months since anyone hit 150x in their $10 jackpot sit & go tourney. Nobody with any sense plays them. I really don't see many people playing here at all anymore. They played themselves, & I'm a fool for even trying. Every single 10x3 sng is $20 lol. No wonder nobody is playing. Truly bad interface made for action, not randomness. Nothing like real cards. If you must spend$ here, your best odds of winning anything is their live roulette outside bets. Coin toss there. Anything else& you're just giving GP $. What a racket lol. Never depositing again, not even close to tempted. Play on SOPO app or anywhere else. The lawsuits in multiple states ensured this place never legitimizes. i feel wiser playing slots lmao.

😩trash cheat all the time with fake ai players and impossible to win anything on globalpoker.com trash trash

I dk why there are so many 1 star reviews... Maybe it's mainly poker or blackjack player which I play as well.... But Ive won close to 10k from then over the past year and have proof if anyone needs it lol... Mainly from blackjack and slots.